What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:54

Next, they tried...
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share office space ...
Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Simone Biles calls Riley Gaines 'sick' over criticism of transgender athletes - NBC News
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Which spiritual Baba is the richest in India?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Pacific sediment cores unlock millions of years of climate history - Earth.com
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
No, not a chance
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
J&J ties early-stage lymphoma CAR-T to 100% response rate in 10 patients - Fierce Biotech
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Scientists Launch Wild New Project to Build a Human Genome From Scratch - Gizmodo
No go.
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)